Yet, for all her quirks and seclusion, my Grandmother and the other ladies from town absolutely adored her. Come spring and summer, you’d hear talk of Adel’s gatherings – tea parties and lunches held right out on her land, tables dressed impeccably with fine linens amongst the rambling gardens. She had a way, they said, of making everyone feel utterly special and welcome in her little slice of paradise. It was a side of Adel we boys didn’t often witness directly, adding another layer to the fascinating mystery of the woman at the end of the road.
Adel must have been somewhere comfortably past sixty when my friend Justin and I were maybe eleven or twelve, that age where you’re halfway between building forts and noticing girls. She had this shock of silver hair that she often wore pinned up with things that glittered – sometimes actual clips, sometimes things that looked suspiciously like fishing lures or stray chandelier crystals. Her laugh wasn’t a giggle; it was a gushing cascade that started in her belly and erupted outwards, making her blue eyes sparkle like she’d just pulled off the world’s best prank.
And maybe she had. That was the thing about Adel – she had been a magician’s assistant in her younger days. Not just any magician, mind you, but “The Great Alistair,” whose faded posters she still had tucked away in her attic, featuring a much younger Adel in sequins, seemingly floating beside a man with an impressive mustache and a turban. She didn’t talk about it much, not in a braggy way, but sometimes, little hints would slip out. She could tie a knot that would vanish with a flick of her wrist, make a quarter disappear from behind your ear (and reappear in your pocket). She always seemed to have an endless supply of brightly colored silk scarves tucked somewhere on her person – pockets, sleeves, sometimes pulled improbably from her handbag like a clown car.
Justin and I were fascinated. While other neighbors might offer cookies (which Adel also did, usually strangely shaped or unexpectedly flavored – lavender shortbread, anyone?), Adel offered... mystery. We’d watch her gardening, convinced she was whispering secrets to the roses, or see her walking her fluffy white dog, Fluffernutter, talking to him like he was plotting world domination with her. She was just… interesting. Different in a way that felt exciting, not weird.
So, on one crisp Saturday morning in January, with the world blanketed in perfect, fluffy packed snow, Adel popped her head over the fence and asked if Justin and I wanted to go sledding. We were interested, for sure!
“Got my niece Sarah visiting,” Adel announced, her breath pluming in the cold air. Sarah was a quiet little thing, maybe seven or eight, who usually hid behind Adel’s legs when we saw her. “Bit shy, the poppet, but she needs some fresh air and thrills! What say you, boys? Care to join Operation: Avalanche Adventure?”
Justin and I looked at each other. Sledding was always fun, but sledding with Adel? The possibilities felt endless and slightly dangerous in the best way.
“Sure, Mrs. Finch!” I said, trying not to sound too eager.
“Excellent!” Adel beamed, clapping her mittened hands together. “Bundle up! Bring your fastest sleds! Meet at the Purple Palace in twenty minutes. And,” she winked, lowering her voice conspiratorially, “prepare for the unexpected!”
Twenty minutes later, Justin and I stood on her porch, our trusty plastic sleds under our arms. The door swung open, and there was Adel, looking like a Technicolor yeti. She wore a bright pink snowsuit that looked slick, almost plasticky, a rainbow-striped scarf that seemed impossibly long, and mirrored sunglasses despite the overcast sky. Beside her stood Sarah, bundled in pale blue, clutching a classic wooden Flexible Flyer that looked older than my Grandpa’s truck.
“Right then, adventurers!” Adel declared, ushering us towards her ancient station wagon, a boat of a car she called “The Periwinkle Peregrine.” “All aboard for Mount Mayhem!”
Getting into the Peregrine was an adventure in itself. The back seat contained a jumble of blankets, empty birdseed bags, a stray gardening glove, and what looked suspiciously like a rabbit puppet. Adel cleared a space for us with a grand sweep of her arm, sending a cascade of sunflower seeds onto the floor. Sarah squeezed in between Justin and me, swallowed by fluffy blue mittens and a hat like she'd lost a fight with a cotton candy machine.
The drive to Miller’s Hill, the best sledding spot in town, was... eventful. Adel hummed opera off-key, punctuated by sudden pronouncements like, “Did you know squirrels can remember up to 3,000 burial spots for nuts? Fascinating!” She also seemed to believe traffic lights were mere suggestions, though somehow, we avoided any actual collisions, perhaps thanks to a protective bubble only visible to former magician’s assistants.
Miller’s hill was buzzing with kids and parents, a burst of colorful winter gear against the white snow. We piled out of the Peregrine, Adel producing four steaming styrofoam cups of hot chocolate seemingly from nowhere, handing them out with a flourish. She knelt beside Sarah, adjusting the little girl’s scarf with a gentle touch. ‘There you are, poppet. Warm and cozy, just like at one of my tea parties.’ Sarah smiled shyly, sipping her drink.
“Liquid courage!” she announced. “And sustenance!” She then produced a bag of cookies shaped like snowflakes but tasting faintly of peppermint and… something else we couldn’t quite place. Possibly sawdust, Justin whispered later. Still, we ate them gratefully.
Sarah looked overwhelmed by the crowd, her eyes wide. Adel knelt beside her. “Now, poppet,” she said softly, adjusting Sarah’s hat. “The first rule of adventure is a brave heart. The second rule is… well, there are lots of rules, but mostly, have fun! Stick with your Auntie Adel and these fine young gentlemen, and you’ll be grand.” She gave Sarah a quick hug, and I saw a tiny smile flicker on the little girl’s face, a sign of the warmth Adel seemed to effortlessly generate.
Our first few runs were pretty standard. Justin and I zoomed down on our plastic torpedoes, shrieking with exhilaration. With Adel giving her a gentle push, Sarah went down her wooden sled cautiously, letting out a small “eep!” as she slid to a stop near the bottom. Adel, surprisingly agile in her pink snowsuit, trudged back up the hill, pulling Sarah’s sled, her rainbow scarf trailing behind her like a triumphant banner.
But this was Adel Finch, and standard wasn’t really her style. I had a feeling the ordinary part of the day was over.
On about the third run, as Justin was starting down, Adel suddenly pulled one of her silk scarves, a vibrant emerald green one, from her sleeve. “Needs more flair!” she declared, and with a flick of her wrist that was pure stagecraft, she somehow tossed it so it fluttered down and landed perfectly draped over Justin’s head as he shot past. He yelped, momentarily blinded, veered sharply left, and ended up in a soft snowbank, emerging sputtering and covered in powder, the green scarf askew like a bizarre turban. Adel roared with laughter from the top of the hill. Even Sarah giggled a small, sweet sound.
Then, it was my turn. As I launched myself, Adel shouted, “Hold on tight, Peter!” Adding a little… acceleration! I have no idea what she did. Maybe it was just the power of suggestion, or she gave my sled an extra-hard shove, or she whispered an ancient incantation for speed she learned from The Great Alistair. All I know is I flew down that hill faster than I ever had before. The wind stung my eyes, the snow blurred past, and I swear the sled felt like it lifted off the ground a couple of times. I skidded to a halt at the bottom, heart pounding in my ears, a grin plastered on my face despite myself.
“See?” Adel called down, hands on her hips. “A touch of magic!”
Things escalated from there. Adel decided Sarah’s wooden sled needed “aerodynamic improvements.” This involved tying several more silk scarves (where did she keep them all?) to the back like streamers. The scarves flapped wildly on Sarah’s next run, making her look like a tiny, bundled comet streaking down the hill. She was laughing openly now, a joyous sound.
Then came the “synchronized sledding” attempt. Adel somehow convinced Justin and me to try to go down side-by-side while holding onto opposite ends of her giant rainbow scarf. “Balance! Teamwork! Panache!” she instructed. It lasted about ten feet before Justin hit a bump; I swerved to avoid him, the scarf went taut, and we both tumbled into a tangle of limbs, plastic, and rainbow fabric, laughing until our sides hurt. Even from the snowy heap, I could hear Adel’s booming laughter joining ours.
Adel, meanwhile, decided to demonstrate her own technique. She sat primly on Sarah’s wooden sled, adjusted her sunglasses, and pushed off. Instead of just sliding, she seemed to… wiggle. A strange, rhythmic shimmy that somehow propelled the sled forward with surprising speed and an odd, weaving trajectory. Halfway down, she produced a small, glittering object, maybe a mirror? – flashed it towards the sun (which had peeked out momentarily), created a brief, dazzling reflection, yelled “Ta-da!” and then promptly slid sideways into the soft snow near the trees, disappearing up to her waist. We rushed down, worried for a second, but she emerged laughing, brushing snow off her pink suit. “A minor miscalculation in the flourish!” she announced cheerfully. “Happens to the best of us!”
The absolute peak of the chaos was the “Sled Train.” Adel declared we needed a grand finale. She produced a length of rope (again, from where? Her pockets seemed to be portals to a hardware store/fabric shop/snack bar). Ignoring the dubious (and perhaps slightly horrified) looks from other parents, she tied Sarah’s sled to the back of Justin’s and Justin’s to the back of mine.
“I shall be the conductor!” she announced, positioning herself behind my sled, hands firmly on my shoulders, ready to give us the starting push. Sarah was giggling nervously in the front sled, Justin looked resigned to his fate in the middle, and I just gripped my sled handles, bracing for impact.
“All aboard the Adel Express!” she bellowed. “Next stop: Victory Lane... maybe!” And then she pushed. Hard. She started running behind us, trying to give us extra momentum, her rainbow scarf flying. But the snow was slicker than she anticipated. One foot slipped, then the other. With a surprised “Oomph!” she lost her balance and pitched forward, landing flat on her stomach right behind our fledgling train.
Now, that pink snowsuit? It wasn’t just bright; it was slick. Like greased lightning slick. Instead of stopping, Adel became a human toboggan. She started sliding, arms outstretched like Superman, sunglasses still firmly in place.
“Whoa, Nellie!” she yelled, a plume of snow spraying behind her.
Our sled train had a decent head start, jouncing and swerving down the hill. Sarah shrieked with delight; Justin yelled something that sounded suspiciously like, “She’s gaining on us!” and I risked a glance back. Sure enough, there was Adel, a pink blur against the white, rapidly closing the distance and sliding effortlessly on her belly. The sight was so unexpected it made me laugh out loud, even as I tried to steer our wobbly train.
Then, the commentary started. Even while sliding face-first down an icy hill, Adel couldn’t resist.
“And Adel Finch makes her move on the inside!” she shouted, surprisingly clear over the rush of wind and snow. She slid past my sled. “She’s passing young Peter on the left! Incredible speed from the Pink Comet!”
She drew level with Justin’s sled. “Justin holding steady in second, but here comes Finch! She pulls alongside! Look at that form! Aerodynamic perfection!”
She zipped past Justin. “And the Pink Comet takes the lead! Sarah in the Flexible Flyer is giving chase, but Finch is opening up a gap! Unbelievable!”
She continued her play-by-play as she approached the bottom, arms tucked in for maximum velocity. “She’s into the final stretch! The crowd goes wild! Can anyone catch her? It doesn’t look like it! It’s Adel Finch for the win!”
She shot across the flat area at the bottom, finally skidding to a stop in a spray of powder maybe twenty feet ahead of where our tangled sled train eventually piled up. She sat up, pushed her sunglasses back up her nose, and beamed at us, completely unfazed. The sheer audacity of it all was breathtaking.
We disentangled ourselves, staring at her with awe and utter hilarity. Even the other parents who witnessed the spectacle were laughing out loud now.
Adel brushed the snow off her front as if it were a bit of lint. “Well,” she declared, standing up and striking a pose. “That was unexpected! But a win is a win! First place goes to the Pink Comet!” She bowed dramatically.
We were soaked, freezing, and utterly exhausted, but none of us could stop laughing. Sarah, her earlier shyness completely forgotten, recounted Adel’s slide with wide, amazed eyes. Justin was shaking his head, muttering, “Only Mrs. Finch...”
As the afternoon light faded, painting the snow pink and gold, Adel produced thermoses again, this time filled with warm apple cider that smelled like cinnamon and cloves. We sat on overturned sleds, sipping the cider and watching the last few kids leave the hill. The chaos had subsided, leaving behind that warm, comfortable feeling of shared fun, the kind that sinks deep into your bones.
“Good adventure, team?” Adel asked, nudging Sarah gently.
Sarah nodded enthusiastically. “Best sledding ever, Auntie Adel! You won the race!”
“It was… definitely memorable, Mrs. Finch,” Justin managed, still chuckling.
“It was brilliant, Adel,” I said, and I meant it. It was chaotic, nonsensical, and probably broke several unspoken rules of sledding etiquette. Still, it was pure, unadulterated joy, with a side of eccentric magic and an unexpected human toboggan race. It was the kind of day you knew you’d remember, the kind of memory that would bring a smile to your face years later.
On the drive back, squeezed into the Peregrine amidst the lingering scent of peppermint cookies and damp wool, Sarah fell asleep, this time in the front seat, leaning against Adel’s arm. Justin and I were quiet, tired in that happy way only a day of snowy absurdity can make you.
Adel hummed softly, a different tune this time, something gentler. As she pulled up to my house, she turned in her seat. The mirrored sunglasses were off now, and her blue eyes looked kind.
“You know, boys,” she said, her voice softer than usual. “Life’s a bit like that sledding hill. Sometimes you go fast, sometimes you tumble. Sometimes, you even end up sliding on your belly unexpectedly.” She paused, looking from me to Justin. “The trick is to find folks willing to ride the crazy sled train with you, laugh when you fall, especially when you’re the one falling – and share hot cider at the bottom.” She winked. “Never forget the hot cider.”
We thanked her and climbed out, watching as she carefully readjusted a sleepy Sarah in the car. She gave us one last wave, a flash of colorful mitten against the twilight, before the Peregrine rumbled away, leaving Justin and me standing there on the sidewalk, cold air on our faces, the echo of Adel’s laughter seeming to hang in the air.
We didn’t see Adel’s niece Sarah much after that winter, but Justin and I talk about that sledding day even now. It wasn’t just the funny falls, or the scarves, or the human toboggan incident. It was Adel herself – her refusal to be boring, her ability to inject wonder and chaos into a simple Saturday, her kindness peeking out from behind the glitter and the jokes.
Before Adel, being different felt awkward, something to downplay. But watching her embrace her quirks, even sliding down a hill on her stomach, made us realize it could be a source of joy and connection. And, like she said, finding people willing to ride with you, who laugh with you through the tumbles and unexpected triumphs – well, that's a rare kind of magic. The kind that keeps you warm long after the snow melts, a heart-warming memory on a cold winter's day. =]:)